- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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