A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Not a joke.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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