- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Christianity.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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