- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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