You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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all your base are belong to mark

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Womens rights !

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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This one time at band camp....

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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