There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Religionh

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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