- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

This joke is funny

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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