Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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JUST KIDDING^

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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