Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Wanker

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Scott Gomez

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My kids are mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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