how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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