- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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