Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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NEVER

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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