- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Obama

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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