- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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