- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

canaan and mallory

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

My penis is big... not.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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