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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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