What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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