i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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