- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

GADZOOKS!

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Get off my porch.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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