Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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