Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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