what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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