- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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