- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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