I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What comes after 23? 24.

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis dick8==D~~~~

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Womens' sports

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...