Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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