What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

How old is your mom Dead

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

Z.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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