Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your Mother

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Please? No.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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