- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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