So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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A seal walks into a club.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Knock knock --Come in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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