- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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