- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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