Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walked into a bar owch

Jews

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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