- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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