Of course, first door on your left

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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