- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

This one time at band camp....

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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