Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Of course, first door on your left

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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u jelly?

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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