Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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