- Anti Joke

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

This is a joke setup.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.