Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What's the deal with brown?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

If i open this door you can go trough it

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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