Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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