- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

hey, my names mark.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

<=3 penis

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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