What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.