Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Top Gear USA

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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