Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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