A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Antoni Wilkinsin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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