- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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