- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What is long and black The unemployment line

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