- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Maturity is a virtue.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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