What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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knock, knock come in

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Iggy Azalea

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Well educated black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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